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WHY would she even say that around you?!

#4 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:37pm by treli1593

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Something to keep in mind:

Not all girls who take birth control are having sex.
Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex.
However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body.
For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked.

... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

#17 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:46pm by DncrHap

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