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Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4499) - you deserved it (48091)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:37pm - kids - by buggermonster (man) - United States (Washington)

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