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Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64274) - you deserved it (5681)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

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Please be dirt....and not poo...

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:53pm by soccerkrzy

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

#3 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:53pm by dmmd8686

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