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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54374) - you deserved it (4817)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:12am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom?

You people need some serious fucking help.

#19 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:29pm by smchls

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#4 how is it creepy? she had a child?

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by lil_miz_liz09

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