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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids

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  • The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom?

    You people need some serious fucking help.

    #19 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:29pm by smchls

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  • #4 how is it creepy? she had a child?

    #5 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by lil_miz_liz09

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