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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you totally deserved it (3512)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:12am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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wiiincest!

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:54pm by Nev09

ha

#2 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:55pm by jocyy96

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#3 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:55pm by Faz

YOUR five and a half year old boy? That's kinda creepy too...but hey, at least he's looking out for you?

#4 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:56pm by regalarius

#4 how is it creepy? she had a child?

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by lil_miz_liz09

That seems like an odd thing for a 5-year old to say.

#6 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:59pm by genius_man16

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

#117 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:13pm by lovemyE8

ok, this isn't creepy!
I knew a boy who wanted to marry his mom when he grew up. Kid's don't know these kinds of things...

but anyway! Cute and funny... and also sad.

#7 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:00pm by bomdia

Aww.. and the rest of you grow up it's not creepy he's freaking 5 years old! The last is pretty funny though, "kids say the darndest things"

#8 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:01pm by smiley_girl

hahaa ooh kids.
at least hes looking out for mommy :]

#9 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:03pm by effmyyliifee

God bless the little people.
FYL.

#10 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:06pm by vooper

Hurray Oedipus Complex!

#11 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:07pm by Kitola

Oedipus Complex! (Gah, #11 beat me to it!) At least he didn't say you were too ugly to have a boyfriend or something along those lines.

#12 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:08pm by uneekfreak16

Freud will be amused.

#13 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm by yertsey

... it's a fact of life that people need another person to "complete them" and all that jazz. How is this a FYL if he's telling you the cold, hard, truth?

#14 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:11pm by Kamazar

haha aww thats so cutee.
and harsh haha

#15 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:13pm by kaydeets

#14, that's bollocks. o.O

#16 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:22pm by paperfox

I was JUST studying the Oedipus Complex for my USMLE Step 1 exam. Cool, this will stay in my memory!

#17 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:23pm by sikanderimran

wow sad thing is she is probably going to make her son do her when he is old enough. haha

#18 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:27pm by pjunior89

Wow #18. Way to be an idiot.

Anyway, the 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom?

You people need some serious fucking help.

#19 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:29pm by smchls

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#20 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:29pm by mido1992

20, you're an idiot as well. The 5 year old doesn't know what sex is. He doesn't want to have sex with his mom.. And to think stupid people (like you are) will have children and populate this Earth... Oh man... :/

#21 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:31pm by smchls

I'd say FYL, but the fact that you have an adorable son who loves you and wants you to be happy prevents me from doing so. Many people would give anything to have as much.

#22 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:32pm by Renfamous

WOW #18 - taking it a bit far, huh?

But there's nothing wrong with this - kids don't know better! At least be appreciative of the fact that he's still in the stage where he says things like that; in a couple years or so, after you develop "cooties," he won't even want to hug you anymore!

And who seriously thinks that anyone NEEDS another person to "complete them"? Yes, companionship is one of the seven things people need to live or whatever, but that is a far cry from saying you aren't your own person unless you find someone to spend your life with. Sounds like a pathetic excuse for co-dependency to me.

#23 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:33pm by lbg513

Thats not creepy at all

#24 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:39pm by KiddNYC10

#20 - I hope you never "get" a child. Whoever said anything about sex anyway? It's YOU that's turning this into more than what it was. Relationships in kindergarten aren't anything new - Full House was showing Michelle having crushes and little boyfriends at that age over a decade ago, and I certainly wouldn't say that that was the kind of show to encourage sex!

#25 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:39pm by lbg513

My sister needs this kid.

#26 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:41pm by LittleNicky

aww.. that is cute. he only cares for your well being :)

#27 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:42pm by strawberryy

Wow guys. Most five year olds don't understand romantic relationships at all, he just wants to take care of his mother. :\

#28 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:47pm by Morokea

it's just natural, he's experiencing symptoms of the oedipus complex.

#29 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:47pm by MeanCommenter88

Everyone calm down-havnt u ever heard of the Oedipus Complex?

#30 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:52pm by darkmis1

20 ur really stupid, plus the all caps was unnecessary

#31 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:56pm by nads

#20, fail. you sound like a white trash middle schooler when you type like that,
and your comment has no validity.

go away. :)

#32 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:58pm by funsize003

Yay Oedipus complex!

#33 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:07pm by fireandice92

very cute :)
but if your 5 year old kid knows you need a boyfriend.... well its about time you got one.

#34 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:07pm by crvenazvezda

Incest!
You deserved it.
If your 5 year old thinks you need a boyfriend then get one. That's pretty sad...

#35 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:16pm by alkyoo

Incest sure is adorable!

#38 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:26pm by suckstobeyou3

Oh my .

#39 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:28pm by Talia070

did somebody say OEDIPAL COMPLEX?!

#40 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:29pm by lolololcheese

#20: I'm so sick of people saying stuff like this, but I understand, you're 16 and you believe you know the way of the world!

I remember having crushes on older boys when I was that age, it's perfectly normal and innocent! Kids say stuff like that exactly because they don't understand the dynamics of a relationship. Seriously, people, stop bitching, judging and being so fuckin negative about everything!!

#41 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:32pm by missanica

get over it. I know a ton of little kids that said they were going to marry their parents when they were little.

I told my dad when I was little I was going to marry him....get the fuck over it people the kid is 5

#42 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:43pm by punksharkchick

I totally agree with #41!

Also, very funny, but sad.

#43 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:44pm by yaintime21

That's cute. I don't really see anything wrong with it; he's only 5.

#44 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:48pm by jet

#40 my thoughts exactly! XD #42 - oedipal is the adjective form of oedipus. read a psych book sometime.

pretty sad that he knows you need one, though. :(

#45 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:50pm by diet_otaku

Bow Chicka Wow Wow. Good idea for a porno. JK

#46 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:00pm by NoMercy

Atta Boy!

#47 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:00pm by TheGasMaskGuy

that's really cute!

when I was 5 I used to tell my mother I wanted to marry my two year old brother. I knew nothing about sex or what being married meant, I just knew that I loved him most and that I'd be happy to play with him forever. nothing incestuous.
as for the oedipal/elektra complexes-- to quote an old psych professor of mine: "Freud is one letter away from fraud."

#48 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:06pm by mubaki

if it's obvious 2 a 5 yr old that ur lonely then do sumn about it

#49 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:24pm by justmyluck1212

People need to get over this incest thing
seriously
a son just loves his mum and that's it
kids have no concept of what gf/bf relationships actually mean.
he doesn't have a perverted mind..yet.

#45: I like that quote

#50 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:33pm by xHaniffax

Not going to claim it as fact because I don't actually have proof, but wasn't some group doing research about how for the first years of a childs life they have a crush on their parents? Girls like their fathers, boys their mothers. Not in some creepy incest sort of way, but just the connection?

#51 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:36pm by emery2323

So...wait...where is your husband if you have a 5 and a half year old?

#52 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:43pm by alex_vik

"My adorable 5 and a half year old"

I sense an extremely biassed opinion.

#53 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:49pm by Arcterion

Owned!!!!!! (>_<)

#54 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:12pm by NoNameAtAll

I'd still say it's cute. But definitely FYL.

#55 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:26pm by Velorium

cute but sad.

#56 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:51pm by trapiadora

OP you really need to get out more & get yourself laid once in a while

#57 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:58pm by um_duh

Five year olds have a difficult time articulating their true thoughts, but what he really meant was "You bitch and complain all the time about not having a man in your life, and I'm so fucking sick of it. The best I can do at this point is promise you that I'll be your boyfriend so you'll shut the fuck up about it and make me my dinner."

Please listen to your kid.

#58 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:59pm by thugbert

wow that sucks! but who cares what a 5 year old thinks

#59 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:07pm by tigerarmy_13

By any chance, is your son's name Oedipus? Bahahahaha :)
(I think 11 and 12 beat me tho :P)

#60 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:19pm by greeneggsnsam

seriously, some of you are completely sick. it has nothing whatsoever to do with incest or sexual attraction, he's just a little kid. he loves his mom and wants her to be happy. he has no idea about any of that shit.

awful people.

#61 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:19pm by fretforyerlatte

I'll date u if ur hot

#62 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:23pm by ragweed

lol pwnt by the kid! fyl.

#63 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:42pm by bbq45

wow, thats a keeper right there.

#64 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:00pm by akiro525

lol, he's just looking out for you.

#65 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:14pm by 24788

So that's not that bad if you really need one. My mom needs a man cuz she's single.

#66 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:19pm by lakeylove

lol freud.

#67 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:55pm by starvingxartist

that's harsh to hear from ur son...

#68 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:09pm by jollyholly414

Whatever guys. I think it's cute. I mean, he'll obviously outgrow it.

#69 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:13pm by curryndricegirll

i don't think your son said it a mean way like you can't get a boyfriend or something... i think he's thinking that you need someone to take care of you and to love you since i'm guessing you don't have a husband/father figure around. he probably just wants you to be happy!! and you go on FML complaining.. this should me more like a LML (love my life. yeah, i just made that up) that you have a son that wants you to be happy with somebody.

#70 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:29pm by nooneknowsmyname

YDI get a bf LOL tht is hilarious tho

#71 - On 06/10/2009 at 8:52pm by pikL3bOi

YDI for having a kid. And enjoy your incest.

#72 - On 06/10/2009 at 9:07pm by a2495

He will regret it in a few years

#73 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:01pm by Guyoverhere

oedipus complex lol starts early

#74 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:02pm by HorrorByrd

aww thats not creepy at all he doesnt know the difference its not fyl cuz you have the sweetest son in the world

#75 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:10pm by dgafprincess90

i agree wit 19 like i said hes a lil boy he doesnt know the difference

thats a really sweet thing for him to say = ]

#76 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:12pm by dgafprincess90

Coming from someone that young I would think he doesn't really understand the concept, and just thinks this is something every girl is supposed to have.

#77 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:16pm by Tsukasa

BWaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

#78 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:41pm by erock97

I don't support incest but I think its adorable when little kids want to marry their family. There's nothing gross or wrong about it to them thinking that way because what they know about love is that it involves a man and a woman that love each other and haven't an idea of what sex is and that kind of thing

#79 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:57pm by phoenixfyre6967

don't joke about incest, geezus. it's totally normal for young kids to be like that..

#80 - On 06/10/2009 at 11:29pm by uglyoldman

this really isn't an odd thing for a 5 year old to say. my 5 year old little sister insists she's going to marry our brother. Children think like that, for some reason. It's perfectly normal; so can everyone stop going "INCEST!"?
Honestly.

OP; fyl. thats tremendously funny, though.

#81 - On 06/10/2009 at 11:43pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD

I agree with #73 - 06/10/2009 at 10:01pm by Guyoverhere.

#82 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:04am by jillz

Translation:

I desperately need a dad.

#83 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:31am by FarSide

He might outgrow it eventually... But just incase, it's NEVER too late to inform yur children of how incest and inbreeding is WRONG... jus a thought.

#84 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:34am by YungMarlon23

Did he happen to hang out with Grandma today?

#85 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:35am by Broc

Aww maybe he just wants you to be happy! That's cute. He doesn't think he's making you out to be desperate. He's too young to be able to think abstractly, he's just heard that "having a boyfriend = happiness".

#86 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:13am by jnic

LOL...

#87 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:02am by xabuko

All you people think it's gross or whatever need to grow up.
Little kids don't know any better.
I found it adorable.
... That is, until he told you the reason why.

#88 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:32am by Sokai

Aww.. cute. And funny XD

#89 - On 06/11/2009 at 3:43am by jannas

U should email me if u need a bf LOL darkstar310@yahoo.com LOL

#90 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:56am by darkstar310

I think that's cute, it's just a little boy looking out for his mother. I'm sure he didn't mean it in any bad way he just wanted to make you happy.

#91 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:44am by Brendan90

Damn that's sad!

#92 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:40am by TriNiBaByDoLL

I think it's cute.
He probably overheard you talking a friend about needing a boyfriend and was trying to be helpful.

#93 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:53am by Loverfli

Booyah!
Cute kid

#94 - On 06/11/2009 at 11:34am by electroboy

It's just like our society, take a story like this and make it out to be perverted!!

#95 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:40pm by karenmarie

That's called love, honey. He's a good son who doesn't want his mom to be alone.

#96 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:44pm by Dogmaw

aww

#97 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:09pm by amy_shmamy

ha ha ha baby burn

#98 - On 06/12/2009 at 1:04am by DEATHx2

Ouch, that hurt. That hurt badly. But it's cute nevertheless :)

#99 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:42am by Indiana

burned by a 5 year old! wait, YOUR 5 and a half year old? ur own kid told u that u needed a bf? huh? what happened to daddy?

#100 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:03pm by ziqi92

Thats cute but very sad.

#101 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:52pm by theskippster

Your child is freakin' awesome! FYL!

#102 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:21am by kimber_dh

LOL.. your brother Rullez...

That make me laugh!!! :D

#103 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:02am by shutephanos

Cute but twisted...

#104 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:48am by aquarius6

Lmao your kid rocks.

#105 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:40am by IAmBridgette

Your child is clearly amazing.

#106 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:07am by godyourethick

hahaha that's so cute!

#107 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:54am by danielleeee

atleast you have his approval! haha

#108 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:58am by huggielious

well now you get a boyfriend. might have to wait a few years if you want it to be legal. if your into that sort of thing

#109 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:16pm by xoxkayybabeexox

It's sad that more than 1 million people are like this person above me in this world. Earth is fucked....

#111 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:33pm by Mr_FYLife

No, it's actually pretty normal, and pretty common for little kids to say that. It's just their way of expressing affection, they don't know what that entails. I used to say I wanted to marry my dad when I was little. Needless to say, I don't anymore.

#110 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:02am by AuroraNoctis

thats cute and evil at the same time

#112 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:28pm by SarahsWickedGame

I bet five bucks that someone told him to say that. Either way, this made my day! :)

#113 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:14pm by lolperson

He doesn't realize what going out with someone means, he loves you like family and going out is about love...just another kind. :D Your kid loves you? FYL indeed

#114 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:25pm by rakhil11

that is sweet and yet sad and wow how a 5 year old knows what's up!

#115 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:10pm by smokey23

Not an FML. At least you have somebody who cares about you. So stop effing complaining.

#116 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:26pm by Norma_Christ16

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