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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49030) - you deserved it (4387)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:12am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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