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Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39598) - you deserved it (2038)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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