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Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh.
Good thing they don't remember any of it?
Plus, you'll never see them again.

By the way, everyone poops.

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:13am by redbluegreen

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They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:24am by georgie2486

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