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Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37182) - you deserved it (9648)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:16am - kids - by rollerSWEETness (woman) - United States (Texas)

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