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Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65985) - you deserved it (5975)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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Holy shit man!

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:09pm by padlarf

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You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

#9 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:17pm by poolshark

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