Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

by anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

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  • "Wanna come fuck me?"
    "Err...what are the benefits?"

    #2 - On 07/17/2015 at 4:47am by MrConcise

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  • Some people are just completely oblivious about flirting, doesn't mean they don't know about sex.

    Besides, it may be all a show because his dad is right there! It's awkward.

    #7 - On 07/17/2015 at 4:58am by isawan09

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