Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Kids

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  • Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer?
    The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

    #4 - On 06/30/2015 at 5:18am by pikachurro

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  • For a second there I thought you said you danced out of your pants. I imagined you doing the hula like Ned Flanders. But alas. It was not to be.

    #10 - On 06/30/2015 at 5:34am by Baustigt

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