Farts, Parents and Kids: Polite

Absolutely! Own those farts people and wear that cloud of nauseating gas like a badge of honor. No use pretending you don't fart, 'cause we know you do!

paigerei 11

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:07

Well, at least she's honest!

Doubtful_Judge 23

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:07

Kids do the darndest things. Just tell her to say excuse me, next time.

santosb1 11

Thursday 23 April 2015 21:13

she burped too?

starile 19

Friday 24 April 2015 7:35

#49, what do you think OP was expecting their daughter to say?

Andrewski12 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:09

sounds cute to me. not an fml

funnypants12 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:09

Jejs

moophasa 19

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:10

I mean, at least she's honest

kitkat7764 7

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:10

Makes me think of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

ber4fun 23

Thursday 23 April 2015 20:17

Yes, that hilarious elevator scene!

lilly665 15

Friday 24 April 2015 20:15

Lol that was the greatest scene ever

kikoma 32

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:10

That's actually cute. I would probably chuckle in that case. :) Nothing wrong with children farting in public, it's natural.

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