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Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

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Lose weight or wait 5 minutes, the result will be the same in her mind.

#1 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:28pm by expertsmilee

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Aw that's horrible, OP. My great grandma has dementia an doesn't know who I am anymore

#2 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:28pm by silvercamaro

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