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Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (6149)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Aslong as you have a good relationship with your son fuck what they think

#3 - On 07/13/2014 at 3:45pm by hacksaw246

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Did his mother hurt herself during yoga by any chance?

#1 - On 07/13/2014 at 3:43pm by decimater

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