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Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42838) - you deserved it (5110)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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I don't know how you could respond to that

#1 - On 06/12/2014 at 6:46am by Nick_Corso

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Looks like she found hung so low.

#3 - On 06/12/2014 at 6:47am by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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