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Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52586) - you deserved it (6477)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

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Sounds like she has social anxiety or something of the sort. Ask her why she's afraid of giving a speech maybe?

#2 - On 05/22/2014 at 5:02pm by cjwayy

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hahaha that's a hard worker you've got there

#1 - On 05/22/2014 at 5:01pm by w_pony_4ever

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