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Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

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On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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What is with all the foul smelling senior citizens?

#1 - On 04/05/2014 at 9:32am by cats400

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Makes you wonder if he passed more than wind if it smelt that bad.

#5 - On 04/05/2014 at 9:34am by CynePhoba

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