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Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

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Nah, she wasn't experimenting. Do you realize how hard it is to exfoliate your anus without proper exfoliating gloves? It's difficult.

Pro-tip: Never use steel-wool.

#4 - On 04/04/2014 at 12:25pm by Welshite

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At least you discovered this before you put them on your face, right?

#6 - On 04/04/2014 at 12:26pm by kellyem2

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