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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (17854)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

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The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

#3 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:46pm by EverestMelting

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Sounds like you're way more fun than Mom.

#8 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:48pm by jmfreee

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