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Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML

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Just a couple of points I wanna touch on:

1) the shag rug: haha not my choice! It came with my apartment, where the rug is one of the least awful things about it.

2) I know I should have had the nail polish out of reach, but we were planning on painting my daughters nails as soon as one of us got the chance. She's never done anything like that before so I didn't think to lock it up. We did have a chat about it though, and it hasn't been an issue since (this happened a few weeks ago)

3)Thank you for the removal tips! Hopefully I can find one that works :)

#67 - On 12/02/2013 at 8:11pm by Fortunato_18

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But do her nails look good?

#3 - On 12/02/2013 at 6:16am by Bumblebrea99

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