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Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (12668)

On 11/25/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

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Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

#7 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:12pm by Mauskau

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Maybe he was looking for one..?

#2 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:09pm by tjanes

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