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Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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Shouting "tail" isn't the worst thing she could say.

#2 - On 11/03/2013 at 1:10pm by Peachy2392

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And when she's fourteen, this will serve as an embarassing story.

#4 - On 11/03/2013 at 1:11pm by igive

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