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Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
Shouting "tail" isn't the worst thing she could say.
And when she's fourteen, this will serve as an embarassing story.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 August 2014