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Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Some people have no ideas of public decency.

#1 - On 08/25/2013 at 4:16am by FatBuoy

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Those lines do get very long and boring.

#3 - On 08/25/2013 at 4:17am by RodzillaX

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