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Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43454) - you deserved it (3891)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

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She's pretty clever to not fall for your shenanigans

#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:31pm by slooby

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This girl is going places. Not college, but places.

#5 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:35pm by ryanthecheeseguy

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