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Today, after our grandmother's memorial service, my 9-year-old sister took it upon herself to solemnly inform the priest in front of everyone in attendance that, "You lied. Jesus isn't here." FML

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My immediate family isn't religious, but my grandparents were. My sister was not harshly reprimanded or anything of the sort as she has not been exposed to religion and doesn't understand it at this point in her life. Thank you for all of your kind comments; I wasn't close with my grandmother but it's still a heartbreaking event.

#29 - On 07/24/2013 at 4:03am by bri_sci94

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Clearly she just hasn't found Jesus. I have. He was hiding in my closet the whole time. Then he counted to 100 and it was my turn to hide.

#37 - On 07/24/2013 at 5:37am by Baustigt

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