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Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

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I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(

#1 - On 05/20/2013 at 12:55pm by MistySky

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& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !

#2 - On 05/20/2013 at 12:58pm by kiskraze

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