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Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (4035)

On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

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At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 5:57am by whatthefreshhell

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Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...

#2 - On 04/25/2013 at 5:58am by Draxanoth

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