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Today, my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her. My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept. She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (5283)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

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Put your vagina in front of his face. He'll be terrified thinking it would want to eat him and never cross you again.

#1 - On 03/12/2013 at 12:34am by HowAreYouToday

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This means war! Get back at him. Whatever he's afraid of, shove it in his face when he's asleep so when he wakes up and has a mini heart attack!

#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 12:34am by SakataGintoki

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