Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML
by loveyouson / 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Kids
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Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle.
The next time that little bastard is going to see titties is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet porn.
#10 - On 01/09/2013 at 4:35pm by perdix
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Time to get the little bitter some bottle service.
#3 - On 01/09/2013 at 4:32pm by Shrouds
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