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Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32786) - you deserved it (6121)

On 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm - kids - by loveyouson (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle.

The next time that little bastard is going to see titties is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet porn.

#10 - On 01/09/2013 at 4:35pm by perdix

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Time to get the little bitter some bottle service.

#3 - On 01/09/2013 at 4:32pm by Shrouds

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