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Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22987) - you deserved it (2306)

On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Did you have any clue about this? Regardless it's time for a talk.

#1 - On 12/06/2012 at 2:59am by manlaw1

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You should have just left her there. Better yet, have the cops take her away for a night.

#3 - On 12/06/2012 at 3:02am by iShanny

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