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Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22696) - you deserved it (3194)

On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

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The mama bird has to kick the baby bird out of the nest eventually.

The baby bird should shit on the nest before it leaves.

#12 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:41am by DocBastard

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I can't figure out why people like that have kids. Honestly, it's incredible, kicking your child out like that ._.

#3 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:32am by Lunaa94

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