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Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13615) - you deserved it (1940)

On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

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The mama bird has to kick the baby bird out of the nest eventually.

The baby bird should shit on the nest before it leaves.

#12 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:41am by DocBastard

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Just remember OP: you can give them the same when you're paying for their nursing home. Good luck though, hope they change their mind.

#2 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:30am by LemonandLime

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