Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (3194)

On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

Top comments

The mama bird has to kick the baby bird out of the nest eventually.

The baby bird should shit on the nest before it leaves.

#12 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:41am by DocBastard

See in context

I can't figure out why people like that have kids. Honestly, it's incredible, kicking your child out like that ._.

#3 - On 11/20/2012 at 6:32am by Lunaa94

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: