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Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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"As soon as the penis grows in sir."

#10 - On 10/29/2012 at 1:50pm by greenie213

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Girls can be circumcised, but all forms of circumcision are outdated. But why are you surprised, you had a baby with this guy?

#3 - On 10/29/2012 at 1:47pm by tygerarmy

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