Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
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Put those devils up for adoption, OP.
#1 - On 10/26/2012 at 8:52pm by Natasha14641
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That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
#3 - On 10/26/2012 at 8:56pm by EvilPotato
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