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Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (2122)

On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

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Catapoop? Trebushit?......sorry

#3 - On 10/10/2012 at 2:47am by AholeCop

See in context

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That's okay, think of it as compost.

#2 - On 10/10/2012 at 2:45am by foshizzle82

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+69 | 7

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