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Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21729) - you deserved it (4083)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well someone didn't get any visits from Sparky the Fire Safety Dog as a child.

#6 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:05am by MissMae93

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Seriously generation bashing doesn't even cover this. How retarded do you have to be to put a bag over the door bell instead of a smoke detector? Hint smoke detector is on the ceiling.

#8 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:09am by junkman6

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