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Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)

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Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

#1 - On 07/26/2012 at 2:32am by theslimshadylp

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I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

#12 - On 07/26/2012 at 2:39am by s0m3guy2010

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