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Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12851) - you deserved it (1751)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

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Were you dressed as Voldemort?

#1 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:07pm by spaerro

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So your life sucks cause a baby didn't like your character you were dressed as?

#4 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:09pm by flailingCheese

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