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Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21933) - you deserved it (2329)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by nosonofmine (man) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

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Who attends a funeral drunk?! I feel so bad for the widow. F her life.

#2 - On 06/23/2012 at 9:22pm by Ajwc101

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I'm imagining a 20 year old groping a 90 year old...

#4 - On 06/23/2012 at 9:22pm by xoxokelsey11

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