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Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19124) - you deserved it (1037)

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Find the holy water!... I don't even know how holy water is made holy but sure

#2 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:19am by Rommel1942

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Throw some holy water on her little demonic ass.

#4 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:21am by ICastillo

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