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Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do taxes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014