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Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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Why would you let your demented grandma babysit your kid? That's just asking for trouble....

#5 - On 02/18/2012 at 12:12am by PlaySpades

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Get over it, you damn commie...

#2 - On 02/18/2012 at 12:10am by flipfloperson

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