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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7861) - you deserved it (1022)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

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