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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26618) - you deserved it (2593)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Now that's a shitty situation.

#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:51am by evnflr

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First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

#3 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:53am by mama2b3

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