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Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38068) - you deserved it (3340)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

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Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.

#2 - On 01/12/2012 at 10:07am by Nutty4Muffs

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Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha

#4 - On 01/12/2012 at 10:07am by seximexi911

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