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Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22339) - you deserved it (1811)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

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It wasnt today ????!!??? WTF

#3 - On 11/11/2011 at 11:30pm by hunterhound

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This kid probably has some issues

#4 - On 11/11/2011 at 11:30pm by choshaki

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