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Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8567) - you deserved it (108348)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

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Maybe they took her as payment.

She'd probably be better off than with you.

#3 - On 11/11/2011 at 12:59pm by cradle6

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dumb ass

#1 - On 11/11/2011 at 12:58pm by w0o0a

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