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Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22545) - you deserved it (3487)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

#4 - On 10/15/2011 at 8:15pm by MerrikBarbarian

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Those things can welt for weeks.

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 8:13pm by Nutty4Muffs

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