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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

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Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to fuck some bitches up.

#4 - On 09/18/2011 at 3:08am by FYLDeep

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sickest fml ever

#2 - On 09/18/2011 at 3:07am by abudali911

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