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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9636) - you deserved it (36720)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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