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Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41668) - you deserved it (12248)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

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kick his ass out of the house.

#2 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:01am by chickunkey

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I would have typed "give him a timeout" then I read the end.

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:01am by KennKenn

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