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Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)

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that's so mean!!

#1 - On 06/20/2011 at 2:34am by 89_Sparkly

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I bet if it had a naked chick on it he wouldn't have thrown it away, mind you it'd probably be really awkward.

#3 - On 06/20/2011 at 2:36am by YacL

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