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Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32276) - you deserved it (6615)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

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that's cute in a way…

#1 - On 06/11/2011 at 9:50am by franticravyn

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mature 5 year old

#2 - On 06/11/2011 at 9:50am by Coon123

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